The former American Idol judge tries to make light of being replaced for none other than Ellen DeGeneres.  Paula came out posing as Ellen before she invited the new judge to call if she needs any advice on dealing with Simon.
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Why American Idol is so popular is beyond me, but it is and I guess there’s no changing at least for the next 5 minutes… thats how long shows like this seem to retain popularity. With the exception of Friends, Seinfeld and Cheers… oh and that damn lame ass show my mom used to watch, [...]

Well, I’m not sure what Paula Abdul was thinking when she decided not to re-up her contract with ‘American Idol’ it was something like $5M/year to do absolutely nothing but sit on her ass and utter 10 words every 5 minutes. Apparently that’s just too much stress or whatever, that or she felt she’d play [...]

Shania Twain is hot. Smoking hot. And she’s had really bad luck with men, so that means that I might actually have a decent chance with her…. if I could only get past her security guards. And my mom let me out of the basement. And I didn’t have chores, like cleaning the room and [...]

Paula Abdul has denied taking drugs or drinking alcohol while filming her fly-on-the-wall reality show.