Just in case you were wondering, Paris Hilton is not conceited at all. She is also the most humble person you will ever meet. And I also am not from this planet. 3 of the above things are untrue, I’ll let you figure out which is which.
Apparently Paris Hilton is so enamored with herself that [...]

Man, what a world we live in. Apparently Paris Hilton ’starred’ (and i use that term loosely) in a movie: “National Lampoon’s Pledge This!” and of course, the movie sucked balls. But the twist is, the producers tried to sue Paris for $8.3M claiming she was the reason the movie flopped. That’s hilarious. That’s what [...]

What do you do when you are in love with someone and you want to make a good impression? Generally speaking I bump up my shower routine to weekly instead of bi-weekly. I also spend extra special care and time lathering up my scrote region so that it’s nice and fresh and clean. The girls [...]

Paris Hilton’s former manager is writing a tell-all book about her.  Jason Moore has reportedly approached a number of publishers about the tome,  which claims to be a business book about the steps he took to make Paris  famous.

The New York Daily News newspaper claims Jason’s pitch letter states: “Jason  will demonstrate how, for 10 [...]

I’m going to have to side with Cristiano Ronaldo on this one. We saw some news a couple of days ago about him breaking up with Paris due to the busy schedules and long distance. Now, the Paris Hilton spin machine hits maximum overdrive and she has to release a statement that she broke up [...]

I have no idea. But, she has been staying in Dubia in a hotel filiming her third season of “My New Best Friend Forever” (funny, her best friends from that show never seem to last) and her crew found a transmitting “bugging” device. Since more money floats through Dubai then my couches, it’s possible that [...]

That’s what Paris and the family is claiming. I think its rather hilarious… talk about self-aggrandizing. What exactly is her fame? As far as I can remember, Paris is most famous for making a sex tape. That’s not exactly “top shelf” quality there. All she does is make appearances, slightly close the eye furthest away [...]

We weren’t sure the reasoning behind the Paris Hilton vs. Doug Reinholdtectendferl3434 whatever the hell his name is. Now we know… apparently he was having a guys night out and Paris decided to stop by unannounced (stalker). So she saw him talking to a scantily clad blonde female (which happens to pretty much be the [...]

Last time I looked Paris Hilton just broke up with her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt. It was a 6 month long relationship. Which in Paris Hilton land is like 250,000 years. If you open Paris Hilton’s legs you can gauge the length of her relationships like a California Redwood by the layers of semen inside. I’m [...]

Is Paris Hilton finally going to tie the knot? According to her, it looks as if that’s going to be the case in the very near future. I’m going to put my money down and bet against it however. Paris Hilton gets around like the disease carrying monkey in outbreak. This week it’s dude A, [...]