It’s no secret I have an infatuation with Katy Perry. Not because of her musical skill, I think she’s a terrible artist. And, her face is pretty banged up too… her eyes are weird and she seems to stare in 2 different directions at once. But, she’s… ahem… well endowed in the breasteses area.
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I’m proud to live in a country where you can get by on pretty much just big boobs. If you’ve got it, flaunt it… and Katy Perry has no problem doing that. Lord knows, she doesn’t have any other skills. She has a mildly attractive face, combined with a mildly attractive body…. why is she [...]

If you believe that, then you might also believe that I really don’t live in my moms basement. And that I’m not really a virgin. And that my face really isn’t covered in pimples. Sure sure, you can pass it off in your mind that it’s not “casual” if you have some type of “connection”. [...]

Katy Perry was on an Australian radio show recently and the choice was put to her. Of the 3 males listed, you have to Shag one, Marry one and Shoot one. She chose to shag John Mayer, marry Pete Wentz and shoot Benji Madden. I don’t think there are any dudes on the list that [...]

The 24-year-old singer – who recently reunited with Gym Class Heroes singer Travis McCoy following a brief split – hates being single and can see herself settling down with someone who has more life experience.
She said: “I don’t like being single. I live a fantastic life, full of magical things, and at the end of [...]

The idea of Katy Perry being bisexual is quite appealing to me… so I’m going to use this prepondernce of evidence to prove in my mind that she really is. Then I can fantasize at will. She has supposedly made out with girls, and has even flashed her vajayjay at one in a “closed hotel [...]

I think Rihanna _had_ a legitimate beef for people to feel sorry for her… that is until she refused to testify and then apparently took Chris Brown back… just before breaking up with him. What’s Katy Perry’s excuse? She doesn’t need one. I would attack her jugg-ulars in a heartbeat. Sooooo they decided to get [...]

I’m not talking about her music. I’m talking about her front cleavage. I gotta admit, as a guy I’m jealous of women. You have amazing tools to work with, and you have the best of both worlds. You use them to entice us, entrace us, and get your way just because of them. However, if [...]

If I had a nickel for every time one of my x girlfriends looked smoking hot on the red carpet at the Grammy’s after I dumped her ass, I’d be a dollar menunaire… I’ll bet Travis McCoy is thinking the same thing right about now. This is the best way for a girl to get [...]

A week or so ago I told all of you out there to bet against Katy Perry in the vegas odds that she would remain celibate for a year. Today, that bet paid off. If you didn’t get on the Chorizo train to riches then your SOL. Sorry, next time you’ll listen to my word [...]