What the hell else is there to do while listening to Joaquin Phoenix attempt to rap? You have to heckle. I imagine watching him rap is like watching a severely overweight female in spandex attempt to break dance. It’s a disgusting but hilarious activity… like seeing an accident. You don’t want to look but you [...]

Ben Stiller was looking the bomb at the Oscar in his Joaquin Phoenix impersonation. During Ben Stillers and Natalie Portmans presentation for the best cinematography award, Ben pretended he was Joe-Kim on Letterman. We’ve posted both clips for you previously (Letterman clip here). Let’s hope however that they don’t start a trend because I gotta [...]

You all know my take on the Joaquin Phoenix debacle. I think he’s faking it… but he’s doing a wonderful job at it. Either that, or he’s stoned out of his gord ALL the freaking time. He was on Letterman recently and what a painful interview. I’m embarrassed just watching it. I’m seriously typing this [...]

Joaquin Phoenix retired from acting to pursue his career as a musician. I think he’s either doing some behind the scenes documentary that will end up showing us how retarded hollywood is… or he’s just high out of his gord all the time. His rapping is terrible. In fact, I would not even want to [...]