Just in case you were wondering, Paris Hilton is not conceited at all. She is also the most humble person you will ever meet. And I also am not from this planet. 3 of the above things are untrue, I’ll let you figure out which is which.
Apparently Paris Hilton is so enamored with herself that [...]

What do you do when you are in love with someone and you want to make a good impression? Generally speaking I bump up my shower routine to weekly instead of bi-weekly. I also spend extra special care and time lathering up my scrote region so that it’s nice and fresh and clean. The girls [...]

That’s what Paris and the family is claiming. I think its rather hilarious… talk about self-aggrandizing. What exactly is her fame? As far as I can remember, Paris is most famous for making a sex tape. That’s not exactly “top shelf” quality there. All she does is make appearances, slightly close the eye furthest away [...]

We weren’t sure the reasoning behind the Paris Hilton vs. Doug Reinholdtectendferl3434 whatever the hell his name is. Now we know… apparently he was having a guys night out and Paris decided to stop by unannounced (stalker). So she saw him talking to a scantily clad blonde female (which happens to pretty much be the [...]

Is Paris Hilton finally going to tie the knot? According to her, it looks as if that’s going to be the case in the very near future. I’m going to put my money down and bet against it however. Paris Hilton gets around like the disease carrying monkey in outbreak. This week it’s dude A, [...]

It’s just got to be tough pleasing Paris Hilton and you have to expect a little pain every now and then to do it. Paris and new BF were partying at the Fontainbleau hotel in Miami Beach the other night when Paris decided she didn’t like the music anymore.  When she told the DJ he [...]

This relationship must be new! These photos leave no doubt that the new couple are definitely an item.
Paris and her new boy toy MLB hunk were spotted playing tonsil hockey as they made their exit from a West Hollywood hotspot My House.
Back inside, Doug’s ex-girlfriend Amanda Bynes was spotted partying the night away with her [...]