Soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo (24) will succeed David Beckham, (34) as the face (and body) of Emporio Armani’s underwear line. David will promote his own line in 2010. Sales doubled during David’s two-year tenure with Armani. Now it’s up to Cristiano?

I’m going to have to side with Cristiano Ronaldo on this one. We saw some news a couple of days ago about him breaking up with Paris due to the busy schedules and long distance. Now, the Paris Hilton spin machine hits maximum overdrive and she has to release a statement that she broke up [...]

Last time I looked Paris Hilton just broke up with her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt. It was a 6 month long relationship. Which in Paris Hilton land is like 250,000 years. If you open Paris Hilton’s legs you can gauge the length of her relationships like a California Redwood by the layers of semen inside. I’m [...]