You know it’s a sign of the Apocalypse when a headline like this rolls across your desk: “Lindsay Lohan is to star in a new reality TV show about her troubled life.” – First off… when you’ve had everything handed to you and you turn it to crap, that sucks. Secondly, when your life is [...]

Last time I looked Paris Hilton just broke up with her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt. It was a 6 month long relationship. Which in Paris Hilton land is like 250,000 years. If you open Paris Hilton’s legs you can gauge the length of her relationships like a California Redwood by the layers of semen inside. I’m [...]