It is no laughing matter. Andy Dick was arrested in West Virginia on Saturday morning.
The 44-year-old comedian has been charged with two counts of felony sexual abuse in the
first degree.
He is presently awaiting arraignment and is being held in police custody.

This isn’t the first time that Sean Penn, 49,  has had a battery report  filed against him.  Cameraman, Jordan Dawes, filed a police report against Penn saying he was assaulted on Friday in Los Angeles.
Dawes told E! News: “He made a beeline for me and started kicking me in the legs.  As I was backing [...]

Chris Brown has been sentenced to six months community labour for assaulting Rihanna.
The 20-year-old singer – who punched, choked and hit Rihanna in his rented Lamborghini in February – was formally sentenced in Los Angeles yesterday (25.08.09), and must clean graffiti and wash cars for 1,400 hours in Virginia.
Referring to why Chris’ sentencing was delayed [...]

Amanda Brumfield – who is estranged from her actor father – was also  indicted on aggravated child abuse and aggravated manslaughter charges on  Wednesday (24.06.09), following the death of a one-year-old girl in her care  in Florida last October.  Brumfield, 29 – who was charged with child neglect causing harm or  disability earlier this month [...]

He won’t get any jail time, but he does face some pretty serious penalties in other ways. For example, he has to do a TON of community service and he gets 5 years probation. That’s not light… because now he’s gotta stay squeaky clean for the next 5 years. I’m betting that Chris Brown won’t [...]

Unfortunately the event will not be televised. However, a sketch artist will be allowed and hopefully transcripts will be available afterwards. The whole world wants to know how much of a royal turd Chris Brown really is and this is our chance to get the honest truth without the tabloids twisting it to suit their [...]

T.I.’s legal battle has finally come to an end and he has been sentenced to 1 year and 1 day. They tacked on the extra day so that he would be eligible to get out early for good behaviour. This is proof positive that being a star can get you preferential treatment. Not only was [...]

The court finally handed down the ruling on Shia Labeouf. License is history… for a year. With his bank roll, he should be rolling around with a private driver all the time. I mean, on my limited budget (I’m a mcdonalds dollar menunaire) and I still have the limo and private driver.

I’m not sure what kind of dent this is going to make in her pocketbook, but it has to suck none the less. I mean, I have a hard time justifying $20 on a casio watch. Quote from the authorities below:

Former rapper turned reality TV star Vanilla Ice was arrested in Palm Beach County, Florida on Thursday night. The cause of the arrest? Beating his wife!