Michael Jackson is finally set to be buried. I don’t know what you do with a body for like 3 months to keep it “fresh” or whatever. But I do know that if I kick the bucket, I’d want you to MAYBE wait a week. Get me in the ground quick. The plan is to [...]

I guess Michael Jackson’s family lives in some strange universe where you can leave a dead body hanging around for months at a time without a burial because Michael Jackson still hasn’t been buried. Either way, rumors are finally surfacing that they are getting ready to do the deed, and on Michael Jackson’s birthday no [...]