Nicole Kidman explains her pregnancy
Alas, she didn’t announce that she bought the baby from an eastern European country and just hid a pillow under her shirt. She is still claiming the pregnancy was “real”, explaining that it was swimming in a magical lake that made her with child. Oh, that will dispel rumours. “I wasn’t faking it! I’m just [...]
Clay Aiken is Gay
Everyone’s favourite loser, Clay Aiken has confirmed that he is gay. He also released the following facts: “Yes, I am gay”, “People need air to breathe”, “Pizza is yummy”, “Sand paper is rough”, “Grass is Green”, and “annoucing I’m gay is redundent.”
and so forth
People Magazine landed the “exclusive” as many other magazines turned him down, assuming they [...]
Will Smith doesn’t love Xenu
Rumours have been circulating for months that Will Smith is a scientologist, just like is BFF Tom Cruise. When asked outright in an interview, he responded with “No I am not”
There
Now that I have successfully tricked you into reading the article, Lynne Spears is a MORON.
She made her first television appearance in support of her [...]
Miley’s New boyfriend is this close to going to jail.
Here are some fun facts:
Miley Cyrus is 15
Justin Gaston is 20
They are dating.
Now for the details. Everybody’s favourite “virgin”, Miley Cyrus has found a new man. 20 year old Justin Gaston, who competed this season’s Nashville Star (which her dad hosts) has been accompanying the “virgin” all around town.
He is an underwear model who [...]
More Reasons to Love Lynne Spears
After revealing family secrets and selling out her daughters in a book, Lynne Spears is set to ruin their lives in person!
Lynne will be appearing on Larry King Live to give details about her mentally ill daughter and further exploiting her weaknesses for personal financial gain promote her book. She confirmed that she will [...]
J.Lo gives lame excuses
A few days ago, Jennifer Lopez was forced to back out of the Project Runway finale, where she was set to guest judge, because she had a “foot injury”.
“But Taylor!” You may be saying “You’re writing style is so witty and different from all the other gossip sites around! You are so clever!”. And [...]
Amy is too ugly to party
Amy Winehouse is “F***ing Ugly.”
Her words, not mine. So hideous in fact, that she refused to attend her own birthday party.
Her family and friends threw a party in honour of the fact that she is still alive and somehow managed to make it to 25. Deciding against a nice restaurant, or take out [...]
Mariah Goes for an Oscar
I must have pushed it to the dregs of my mind, along with algebra and Through The Storm, but it was reported long ago, that Mariah Carey was filming another movie. In fact, it even showed at the Sundance Film Festival.
I heard about this movie ages ago, but then news of it ceased to [...]
J.Lo Completes in a “Triathlon”
For some reason, the fact that Jennifer Lopez was competing in a triathlon had been making news lately. All the major magazines reported on it, and People Magazine had it as sidebar cover story. She even made the morning news explaining how she was preparing.
Ooooh! Tantilizing!
But today was the day she actually competed!
Aside from [...]
Lauren goes for a Pulizter
Society’s bastion for culture, values and philosophic musings, Lauren Conrad, has signed a three book deal.
I know what you’re thinking. She’s no Truman Capote, Salman Rushdie or Lynne Spears, but she’s planning on writing the books for young adults, who in my experience, are much easier to fool.
The books, expected to hit shelves next summer, [...]



