It’s the rare occasion when men get to return the favor… and apparently Jesus Luz has the skills to make Madonna want to marry him and put that money on the line. A pre-nup can only protect you so much… so just like Kevin Federline, Jesus Luz is about to worm his way into money via the panties.

Congrats Jesus, welcome to the club son.

Madonna wants to marry boyfriend Jesus Luz.

The 51-year-old singer has hinted she is ready to settle down with her 22-year-old lover, even though they have been dating for less than a year.

She is quoted as saying: “It can go either way. But why not? I could definitely see myself marrying him. Yes, it’s definitely on the table.

“He’s so sweet. He checks in with me all the time. I probably should do the same, but you know me. I think he gets it now that I’m a little, shall we say, self-involved.”

Madonna – who has been married twice, to actor Sean Penn and British film director Guy Ritchie – is considering a lavish wedding to show the world just how in love she is with the Brazilian model.

A relative of the pop legend said: “She knows that’s what Jesus wants. She has a lot of wonderful memories of both of her weddings. She doesn’t want to slip off and do it quietly. She definitely wants a big and rather fantastic affair.”

Madonna began thinking of walking down the aisle again following the death of her friend Michael Jackson in June.

The loss of the ‘Bad’ singer – who died of acute Propofol intoxication – made her more determined to live her life to the full.

She is also keen to show the world she is serious about the relationship, especially as she knows some people have been surprised by her decision to date someone almost 30 years her junior.

A friend told this week’s edition Britain’s Hello! magazine: “When Madonna and Jesus were just dating – back when she thought it was a fling – she was OK with it. But when she realised she was starting to have feelings for him, she started to become self-conscious about the relationship. ‘I don’t want my family to think I’m having a mid-life crisis,’ she told me. ‘And my friends, too. I don’t want people to think I have lost my mind.’ ”

Then of course after that comes the financial “pitch” of: I’m going to need X amount of dollars from you every month to support “our” child.

With that amazingly sweet tale of love and life making, Jude Law has become a father for the fourth time.

The ‘Sherlock Holmes’ actor was not believed to be present when model Samantha Burke – who he had a short fling with late last year – gave birth to a 5lb 12oz girl on Tuesday night (22.09.09).

Samantha has named the baby Sophia and is thrilled with the arrival of her first child.

Her publicist Eileen Koch told People magazine: “Samantha Burke is overwhelmed with joy at the arrival of her beautiful and healthy baby girl, Sophia.”

Koch added both baby and mother are “doing wonderfully”, even though the child was born one month premature.

Jude has three other children Rafferty, 12, Iris, eight, and six-year-old Rudy, with his ex-wife Sadie Frost.

The 36-year-old star met Samantha while he was filming in New York.

A few months later, she phoned to tell him she was pregnant.

The actor’s spokesman said: “Jude Law can confirm that, following a relationship last year, he has been advised that he is to be the father of a child due in the fall of this year.

“Mr. Law is no longer in a relationship with the individual concerned but he intends to be a fully supportive part of the child’s life. This is an entirely private matter and no other statements will be made.”

We will soon know if she fabricated the story or if its legitimate. My guess she fabricated it for attention back then and then brought it up again now to try and take some heat off Alex.

It also appears that she’s going “cold” on Alex and that the couple will soon split. Man this girl sure falls out of love fast.

Police have launched an investigation into Katie Price’s rape claims.

Even though the glamour model has repeatedly refused to officially report the sexual assault – which she claims was carried out by a “famous celebrity” – officers are looking into the allegation.

A police spokeswoman said: “No report of a rape has been made to Surrey Police. Officers from Surrey Police have not yet spoken to her. However, officers will be following lines of enquiry into this offence.”

Katie – whose divorce from singer Peter Andre will be finalised in five weeks – revealed she had been raped in her magazine column.

The confession sparked a media frenzy, prompting Katie to phone British TV show ‘The Wright Stuff’ yesterday (16.09.09) and vow she would never reveal the identity of her attacker.

Shortly afterwards, she reportedly said the man’s name while she was being filmed for her reality TV show, ‘What Katie Did Next’.

The show’s entire production team has been sworn to secrecy to stop the attacker’s identity becoming public.

A source said: “There is a three-line whip here. A handful of people know who it is but they are absolutely not allowed to even tell their loved ones.”

The 20-year-old singer – who assaulted his on/off girlfriend in February, and was recently sentenced to five years probation and six months community labour – has romantically reached out to the ‘Umbrella’ signer online.

He wrote on Twitter: “MY HEART IS INCOMPLETE… the part that is complete is my love for fans, career, friends, family… God. But I’m missing someone or something.”

To ensure it was clear who he was referring to, Chris posted a link to a version of his new song ‘Changed Man’ on video sharing website YouTube which features a series of pictures of him and Rihanna together.

Among the photographs are several of the couple – who dated for around 18 months – kissing and cuddling, and others of them laughing and whispering to each other.

Chris added on Twitter: “Sorry all, just one of those days.”

Chris debuted ‘Changed Man’ in August, and speculation is rife the track is his attempt to show Rihanna just how sorry he is for the attack.

The lyrics include: “Daily / I’ve been waiting / For the time to pass / and let it fade in.

“They looking at you / Telling you / We need to break it up / You need to trust what you do / It’s you and me my love / But Ima make it up to you / And show the world / I’m a changed man.”

Chris punched, kicked and choked Rihanna in his rented silver Lamborghini in February after attending a pre-Grammy party.

After the incident the pair went on a make-or-break holiday to Miami together, but have not been seen with each other since.

He received his sentence in August, and was left distraught when the judge banned him from contacting or seeing Rihanna for five years.

He has admitted being ashamed of what happened during a TV interview, and confessed he would struggle to cope if Rihanna found love with a new man.

However, as we mentioned in the past Paula Abdul thought she had some type of bargaining chip with the producers and that she’d be able to negotiate a higher salary and stay on the show. She was wrong. The funny thing is that Paula Abdul is about as smart as a handicapped golden retriever. The idea in her head that she would be hard to replace is laughable.

Simon Cowell, as much as I hate him (only because I’m jealous of his money and cars) seems funny and honest and real. 3 things that Paula Abdul is not.

So fast forward to reality, who have they replaced her with? Ellen Generate errrr Ellen Degeneres. The fish taco munching queen herself. Amaziiiiing. She’s smarter then Paula Abdul, but also much more annoying. I’ll bet she’s doing the episodes for like food stamp payments though so it’s probably a smart move.

The only question is, how many sex scandals will we have during the season between Ellen and bi-curious contestants…. that’s the only thing I’m looking forward to watching!

Tila Tequila made a citizens arrest.

What really happened? Who knows. My guess is that she got mad at Shawne Merriman for something or other and when he simply tried to get her a safe ride home she decided to use it as an opportunity to get back at him. Women, if you didn’t know, are vindictive!

You can read the whole article here: http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/sports/Merriman-Arrested-for-Allegedly-Choking-Tila-Tequila–57607562.html

First, even if this was true… Keanu should be able to sue this chick for making him miss his kids childhood by never letting him know about the child. Secondly, why the hell would you wait this long to make this claim and then of course ask for all funds to be paid retroactively? Can you say, PAYOLA!

This chick then has the balls to go on saying it’s not about revenge or destroying her character, but it being about closure and getting some peace (not to mention a crap load of money).

This is the type of stuff that makes me glad that I am still a virgin. Or something like that. I think Keanu Reeves will be filing a counter-suit and in Canada, he’ll get it. Full article below.

Keanu Reeves is taking a DNA test to prove he’s not the father of a Canadian woman’s children.

The ‘Matrix’ actor denies ever meeting Karen Sala, 46, who has filed a claim in an Ontario court claiming he is the father of at least one of her four adult children.

Reeves’ lawyer Lorne Wolfson has advised the 45-year-old star to take a paternity test to “clear his name” and prove he is not the biological father of any of Sala’s children – who are all in their mid-20s.

The actor will take the test in the next four weeks.

Sala is asking for $150,000 per month in child support – retroactive from June 1988 – and $3 million a month in spousal support, retroactive from November 2006.

Outside the court room, she said: “This is not about revenge or an attack on his good character. It’s about closure and getting some peace. This is a personal journey.”

Sala is due back in court on October 16.

It can be done though, trust me. I’ve had girls put restraining orders on me many times in the past and it never hurt our love or relationship with each other. I’ve pulled it off succesfully each time. Yes, there are APB’s out on me in 5 states but you can’t stop love!

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In his first interview since he assaulted the ‘Umbrella’ singer in February, the rapper admits he still has feelings for his former girlfriend and is certain they’ll always be “friends”.

The 20-year-old star told US talk show host Larry King: “I never fell out of love with her. When I look at that police photo of her injuries now, I’m just like wow. I can’t believe that actually happened.

“I wish I could have changed that night. I just need to prove to people I can be a role model. That’s not who I am as a person, and that’s not who I promise I want to be.

“I definitely would be affected if she decided to date someone else, but at the end of the day, I mean, we’re not together, so, if she’s happy, I’m cool. We’ll always be friends.”

Chris attacked Rihanna in his car as they left a pre-Grammy Awards party, repeatedly punching her in the face and biting her arm several times.

He later pleaded guilty to assault and was sentenced to six months of community service, 12 months of domestic violence counselling and five years probation.

The judge also issued a restraining order which requires him to stay at least 100 yards from Rihanna for five years.

In the TV interview – which will air in the US tomorrow night (02.09.09) – Chris states he thinks his punishment is fair, adding: “Everything comes with consequences. They want me to pick up trash remove graffiti. I’m a hard worker. It’s something I’m willing to do.”

Chris’ mother Joyce Hawkins sat next to her son throughout the interview, describing him as a “non-violent” person and discusses the abuse she suffered at the hands of Chris’ father.