For some reason, the fact that Jennifer Lopez was competing in a triathlon had been making news lately. All the major magazines reported on it, and People Magazine had it as sidebar cover story. She even made the morning news explaining how she was preparing.
Ooooh! Tantilizing!
But today was the day she actually competed!
Aside from [...]

Society’s bastion for culture, values and philosophic musings, Lauren Conrad, has signed a three book deal.
I know what you’re thinking. She’s no Truman Capote, Salman Rushdie or Lynne Spears, but she’s planning on writing the books for young adults, who in my experience, are much easier to fool.
The books, expected to hit shelves next summer, [...]

Get it? It’s a line from his song!
Kanye West, known for being not very outspoken, having a small ego and being a calm and collected guy, surprised Hollywood today by lashing out at a photographer and getting himself and his bodyguard arrested for battery and vandalism. They are both currently out on bail, having caused [...]

I’m really sorry if you are sick of hearing about Lynne Spear’s book, but I still think its super funny, and I’m the one writing the articles. Please click away if you are not humourly inclined.
People Magazine recently interviewed the enabler mother of three about her new book “Through The Storm”.  She seems to truly [...]

Ugh…
To combat the constant pregnancy rumours, Eva Longoria Parker told the media “I’m not pregnant, I’m just fat.”
She stepped out last weekend in a form fitting black dress that seemed to display a bit of a “bump”. All eyes were on her stomached, and many declared that once and for all she’s with child. (What’s [...]

Jessica Simpson decided to promote her new country album, by singing a song from one of her older albums. YAY! But being Jessica Simpson, she couldn’t let an opportunity to look like a tool pass her by.
The video, in all its glory here, pretty much speaks for itself. She restarts part way through, and giggles [...]

We were warned Britney wouldn’t be performing (though we were all secretly hoping she would) but as her manager told the media, she would be doing something “Fun and unexpected”. It was supposed to be a big hush-hush surprise.
Well, the big surprise was… 
WARNING!! SPOILER ALERT!! OMG!!!!!!
She walked onstage and said “”Thank you so much. [...]

Miley Cyrus and The Jonas Brothers have already publicly declared their love for the Big Guy upstairs, wearing rings on their wedding fingers to show their marriage to God, and symbolize the fact they are saving themselves for their wedding night.  Yesterday at what might have been the most interesting moment of the VMA’s (seriously, [...]

Can the world really handle all that chin?
Some guy named “Tyga” told the media that Pete Wentz and his wife Ashlee Simpson are expecting twins. I think I read this guy was their friend… Pah! Fye on research!
Pete had originally referred to his unborn child as unborn children, referring to it as a them. [...]

Taking a break from Amy, Britney, and Lindsay Lohan, hows about some Gary Coleman news!
How relevant I know! But it’s a funny story I swear, so read on…
Police are investigating reports that Gary Coleman ran over a fan with his truck. Yeah. Think about it… The stories vary, but the ending is still the same. [...]