Kim Kardashian assumes we actually care about her enough to wonder if she’s had plastic surgery, so she took to her blog to prove us all wrong! (Take THAT!)
She so is sick and tired of all those rumours about her having plastic surgery that she posted a sexy bikini shot of herself at age 14 [...]

Dina Lohan is determined to win back her title of Most Unintentionally Hilarious Mother of the Year from Lynne Spears. She made a public ass out of herself this weekend and successfully shot her daughter’s career in the foot, and made it limp home.
Last week, a “source” (re: Dina) “revealed” (re: paid to run the [...]

This isn’t funny news, but its interesting news for those of you who care about justice.
13 year to the day after being found not guilty of murdering of Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman, O.J. Simpson was found guilty of armed robbery, kidnapping and a dozen other offenses. He was found guilty of masterminding and carrying [...]

Jessica Simpson ruined Tony Romo’s playoff  hopes last year, so why not try and ruin his entire career by marrying him? She’s failed at everything else she’s tried, so why not try marriage again?
The Chicago-Sun Times is reporting that the two were spotted “ring shopping” and are planning a winter wedding, once his NFL season [...]

Adnan Ghalib, after receiving a gigantic sum of money from Britney’s lawyers, had a  sudden change of heart. He is now saying “Sex tape? Who said there was a sex tape? Oh Me?! Naw…. you must be thinking of that other guy with the stupid liney-beard.”
He issued a denial to the Star yesterday saying that [...]

Brooke Hogan is one heck of a role model for young men woman. She gives hope to all men women out there who aspire to do nothing with their lives and still get lots of money and column space (damn you!!).Today, she also gave hope to really really stupid people.
She told PopTarts that she [...]

Britney’s former boyfriend Adnan “McLiney Beard” Ghalib claims he has a sex tape of the pop star, shot while they were on vacation in Mexico. This was when Britney was still insane, so there is doubt she even knew she had a boyfriend. Or wasn’t a cat.
Now that no one cares about him, but still [...]

Actor, legend and philanthropist Paul Newman passed away this weekend after a long battle with cancer.
While watching a tribute, a clip from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid was played. My significant other said “Wow, Robert Redford and Paul Newman. Could that kind of pairing ever exist today? Who would be their modern equivlent?”
And the [...]

Everyone else is doing it, so why not Heather Locklear? After basking in irrelevance – and ironically rehab – for the past little while, Heather finds herself back in the news. She was arrested on suspicion on driving under the influence last night in California.
A witness called 911 after watching Locklear “back over a pair [...]

Making fun of people is no fun when they embrace it.
In what I can only assume is a comment meant specifically for me, Shia “The Beef” LaBoeuf told the media today that his name does mean The Beef. 
“In French, LaBeouf means ‘beef,’ but mine is spelled wrong. It should be ‘LaBoeuf.’ My grandmother [...]