So, Madonna was doing the concert thing in some ridiciculously restrictive boots with some gigantic heels. She fell on her ass, hard core. The then tried to hit the onlookers in the crowd with the Men In Blank ‘amnesiac’ move by then kissing one of her fellow female dancers on the lips for an extended [...]

To be fair, she checked herself into rehab. So, perhaps the worm has turned with her. Alas, I’m giving 10 to 1 odds that she’ll end up in rehab again within the next 5 years. Any takers?
People magazine reports that the 33-year-old Reid, best known for her semi-virginal role in American Pie and dating Carson [...]

I guess Aubrey O’Day heard my strict rules for fantasization and marriage possibilities. You gotta be bi. Not gay. But we all know she’s played both sides of the field, and though she claims to be a lesbian at this moment…. she can still be pursuaded by my Don Juan skills to come back to [...]

Don’t hate me for posting that headline… I didn’t pick it. The headline comes courtesy of “The Sun” and has the following to say: “AMY WINEHOUSE gave junkie hubby BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL a “farewell bonk” in hospital before he returned to jail, pals said last night.

The Sun revealed yesterday that Fielder-Civil, 26, dashed to the ailing [...]

As you may or may not know, Elisha Cuthbert gets around as far as NHL hockey players are concerned. She’s on her third one. While I can respect her love for the game (and those that play it) — I’d like to see her branch out into other sports categories…. if nothing else, but for [...]

Beyonce Knowles put on a show and was rocking a skin tight costume. I must say, it looks great and she pulls it off well. Damn all these hot starlets for showing off their sexy bodies in skin tight suits. First Paris does it and now Beyonce. I’m not sure my fragile libido can take [...]

First let me preface this article by saying: This picture does not show the fighting that took place. I don’t believe pictures or footage exists, so you’ll have to make do with my play by play. Apparently Samantha got pissed that Li-Lo was dancing with her old fling Calum Best. Lindsay wants an open relationship [...]

Ashleey Simpson & Pete Wentz are now proud parents. The name they chose for their baby was Bronx Mowgli Wentz, weighing in at a healthy 7 lbs and 11 ounces. We might decide to follow up this news post with pronunciation tips, but I doubt it. You’ll have to wing it like the rest of [...]

It’s finally over… the divorce is final. Personally, I never understood what Guy Ritchie saw in Madonna. Unless you factor in that he was just hedging his bets that his 15 minutes of fame would run out and Madonna was his backup plan. Gotta hand it to the guy, that’s pretty smart thinking in this [...]

Alright boys (and girls) – Get your game face on. Paris is single again, and we know that there will probably be a replacement unit selected within the next 48 hours. She’s a bit like Jerry Maguire, in that she just can’t be single… or friendless. Personally, I think it’s a waste of your time [...]