Joaquin Phoenix retired from acting to pursue his career as a musician. I think he’s either doing some behind the scenes documentary that will end up showing us how retarded hollywood is… or he’s just high out of his gord all the time. His rapping is terrible. In fact, I would not even want to [...]

Elijah Wood is finally all growns up. Curiously enough however, he refuses to “look up” — in all of these photos he is staring down. Don’t ask me why, the stars and starlets continually amaze me with their strangeness. Personally, I think Frodo Bagginsesssesss can do way better then this chick but wtf do I [...]

Some of you may or may not already know this, but Lily Allen has a third nipple. She’s rather un-shy about the whole deal as well. The following clip shows a Dutch television show interviewing her where she agrees to essentially… whip it out. The interviewer even cops a feel and rubs on it. I [...]

I doubt this comes as a shock to anyone, but it’s at least official now. Kendra Wilkinson would be intimate with Heff every once in a while, but not enough to satisfy her desires. She had to sneak the sex in so that Heff didn’t find out or at least make sure it was respectably [...]

Britney Spears recently posted some pictures on her website. We are shown some seemingly random shots of dance rehearsal in preparation for her concerts, etc. Well, I gotta say… she’s looking pretty damn hot. Her abs are smoking hot. With that said, I’m sure she’s still bat shit crazy. She’s like a volcano… you know [...]

You may know Anne Hathaway as a movie star, but I know her as the one girl you make fun of that “has bad luck with men”. You know… the girl who no matter how hard she tires just seems to find the weirdos, psychos and turds? She recently dated a millionaire who was arrested [...]

I’ll never understand the female infatuation with Adrian Grenier. The guy is pretty much just famous for entourage and nothing else… at least that I can remember. He has a unibrow the size of the great wall of china and his hair looks like a used up mop. Never the less… since he’s a fan [...]

Ladies, what you see here is a perfect example of what a female should look like. She’s not rail thin like most supermodels. She has curves and just enough meat in the areas where it should be. Gemma Garrett is Mrs. Great Britain, 2008 edition. Next year, we’ll have a replacement unit to drool over [...]

Normally I don’t like to kick a person when they are down. In this case however, I have no problem posting these pictures of Verne Troyer appearing on “Big Brother” and dressed as a bear. They make me laugh. Why do I feel justified in posting these pictures and making fun of Verne’s handicap? Because [...]

You may recognize the name as she has appeared in numerous movies as well as numerous television shows. I would say none of the roles are too memorable, but then again who the hell am I to judge. Regardless, she looks so-so in the GQ pictures. Her face bothers me a little bit… almost like [...]