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Megan Fox is slumming it…

These photos are of Megan Fox arriving at the Vancouver airport. As you can see, there’s nothing extraordinary about some of these starlets… they look just like you and I when they don’t have make up artists and movie science This is for all you girls out there who get tired of seeing [...]

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Gwyneth Paltrow finally does nudity.

Before Joaquin Phoenix went off the deep end he completed a movie with Gwyneth Paltrow. This movie is called ‘Two Lovers’. In this movie, Gwyneth proceeds to have phone sex and shows plenty of IBT. As far as I am aware, this is the first bit of nudity that Gwyneth Paltrow has ever done. She [...]

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Victoria Beckham & David Beckham arrive at the Vogue party in Milan

Normally Victoria Beckham does not do it for me… and as hot as you ladies say Davis is… I just don’t fancy myself swinging that way. There’s not a dude hot enough on this planet to convince me to bat for the other team. Anyway… I present to you Victoria and David Beckham, arriving at [...]

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Jonas Brothers making quick friends with new President

I can see the future. I think I can. It’s quite easy actually, all you need to do is take a look at your surroundings and notice the small details. The future tells me that at least one of the Jonas brothers plans to be in prison and need a pardon sometime in the next [...]

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Shia Labeouf loses license…

The court finally handed down the ruling on Shia Labeouf. License is history… for a year. With his bank roll, he should be rolling around with a private driver all the time. I mean, on my limited budget (I’m a mcdonalds dollar menunaire) and I still have the limo and private driver.

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WTF? Seth Green the midget?

Holy crap. I thought Tom Cruise was towered by his woMAN but Seth Green takes the cake. His girlfriend (or possibly X now) Clare Grant towers over him. These pictures were taken at the Sundance Film Festival and perfectly illustrate just how tiny he really is. I think they could do a new movie, titled: [...]

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Audrina Patridge – Out and about on the town, looking fine.

I’m the type of guy that will call a spade a spade. If a girl is looking nasty, I’ll tell you. If a girl is looking hot, I’ll tell you. Audrina Patridge is looking hot. In fact, I have not seen her look bad yet. About the only time I can’t stand to look at [...]

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Miley Cyrus – Dressed like a skank.

Parents… ther eis an old saying. If you let your daughter dress like a skank, she’ll probably end up like a skank. I think that maybe Paris’ parents and Lindsay Lohan’s parents should have known about this rule but apparently they didn’t. Billy Ray Cyrus apparently doesn’t know or doesn’t care as long as his [...]

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Jessica Alba – Skinny as ever.

Holy crap Jessica Alba lost the baby weight pretty fast. Here are some photos of her leaving a screening studio on the 16th.

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Kelly Osbourne Arrested

Kelly Osbourne was arrested recently for slapping a hoe. (Here’s a bad ass video of Sean Connery giving all men permission to do so however, straight to Barbara Walters no less: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FgMLROTqJ0) — Her excuse? She was standing up for her man. Apparently someone insulted her man so she decided to prove how manly he [...]

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