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Lindsay Lohan going to pose nude in Playboy

Lindsay Lohan is pretty hard up for cash, but with that point aside perhaps posing nude in Playboy could give her career the jumpstart that it needs. The offer is supposedly $900k… which would probably last Lindsay Lohan about 6 months at her going rate of expenditures. I give the likelihood that she accepts this [...]

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DJ AM looking like a suicide, 8 oxycontin pills in his stomach

I had a monster ear-ache once and the doctor gave me hydrocodone… i didn’t take it for fear that I might become addicted. I hear they are pretty bad ass and I guess OxyContin might be even better. DJ AM apparently had 8 pills in his stomach… and another in his mouth… which was unchewed. [...]

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Eminem’s X-Wife has some not so nice things to say about him

Ladies, before I get to the bad news let me first tell you a little background. When a man breaks up with a woman, or just pisses off a woman in general, they have a tendency to fight dirty. This includes going around town and telling anyone who will listen: 1. How bad you suck [...]

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Halle Berry pregnant again

Jesus, where does this girl get off.  Halle just wants to prove to other ladies out there how superior she is…. by being able to have a baby and then going back to oh-so-fine model form within like 2 weeks. Life is unfair.
The 43-year-old actress is said to be three months along with her second [...]

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Nick Lachey has seemingly rekindled his romance with Vanessa Minnillo.

The former ‘Newlyweds’ star was spotted passionately kissing the MTV presenter – who he split from June, after dating for around three years – in Los Angeles’ hotspot Dime over the weekend.
An onlooker told website RadarOnline: “They were making-out in one of the booths and seemed totally into one another.
“They were having a great time [...]

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Chris Brown TV interview coming up… and another nugget

Chris Brown’s TV interview where he talks about repeatedly punching Rihanna in the face (not to mention, biting her in the arm.. something a punk girl would do, not a dude giving his g/f a beat down) is coming up. He also drops another bomb during the interview, apparently he’s still in love with Rihanna. [...]

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Peter Andre ready to start dating again

Peter Andre (the one who’s been going through the divorce with wacko Jordan/Katie Price) is finally ready to start dating again. I think some ladies out there might be interested as he has been the only sane one during this whole ordeal. Seems like a decent chap in my book… I give you my blessing.

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Oasis split up

I feel like I need to clarify the post title here. Oasis (a rock band? if you could call it rock) have broken up. Split up. Whatever. I guess they are kinda popular but personally I think they suck. However, my job is to bring you the news and even if I don’t like it, [...]

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Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley heading for Divorce soon

Word on the streets is that Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley are heading for divorce. I’m actually kind of happy, they deserve it. Why, you ask? Well, any lame ass parent who would name their children with retardededly spelled names deserves a life of misery. Avril Lavigne? Try spelling that 10 times, or once. Deryck? [...]

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Kings of Leon’s hit song ‘Sex on Fire’ is about sexually transmitted diseases (STDs).

The American rockers have joked their worldwide smash was inspired by one of them getting a nasty illness after sleeping with a girl.
When asked if the track – which includes the lyrics “hot as a fever, rattling bones” – was about great sex, one band member quipped: “Actually it’s about STDs, that was the inspiration!”
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