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Once again Katie Price pulls an r-tard

When Katie Price was defending the “then” love of her life Alex Reid, she tried to pull some heat off of him by claiming she was raped in the past. Is it true? Who knows… but we will soon find out. Despite trying to keep everyone calm and play it down after the fact, the [...]

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Bang Jude Law and get paid!

It must feel good to have a vagina… because you know that if you ever run into hard financial times all you have to do is flaunt it around like some bait, try to bag a celebrity and then either extort him for money by getting pregnant. If you fail at that, all you need [...]

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Chris Brown publicly asked Rihanna for another chance

Hrmmm does Chris Brown want another chance to use Rihanna’s face as a unwilling sparring partner? Does he want another chance to bite, scratch and pull the hair of a screaming victim? Sounds like it. It’s not like he had one “moment of indescretion” this isn’t the first time crap like this happened between them [...]

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Paula Abdul out, Ellen Degeneres in

Why American Idol is so popular is beyond me, but it is and I guess there’s no changing at least for the next 5 minutes… thats how long shows like this seem to retain popularity. With the exception of Friends, Seinfeld and Cheers… oh and that damn lame ass show my mom used to watch, [...]

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Rihanna and Chris Brown are planning a romantic holiday together

Does this chick Rihanna have a brain? I used to feel sorry for her but I don’t anymore. There comes a point when you keep coming back for more and it’s your fault. There’s a saying… fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
It surfaced during the trial that this was [...]

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Evan Rachel Wood dating “True Blood” co-star Alexander Skarsgard

Evan Rachel Wood seems to get around like a doorknob… everyone’s getting a turn. Right now, it’s Alexander Skarsgard’s turn. She’s been Marilyn Manson, Mickey Rourke and Edward Norton. If that’s not a guaranteed case of the herps, then I don’t know what is.
Why these guys go after meat that’s been obviously tainted is beyond [...]

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Is Shawne Merriman going to have to choke a bi%^&?

Tila Tequila is a little gremlin looking girl but she’s apparently popular on the interwebs or something. I can only imagine what type of person out there actually finds this troll attractive and interesting enough to watch a show about her… but apparently Shawne Merriman is one of them. Or perhaps not, because apparently he [...]

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Nicole Richie in the hospital

The 27-year-old star, who is expecting her second child with partner Joel Madden, reportedly checked into a Los Angeles medical centre at the end of last week.
Gossip website X17 reports: “The day after DJ AM’s memorial, rumours began to fly that Nicole Richie – Adam Goldstein’s former fiancee – was admitted to a local Los [...]

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It finally happened for real. Michael Jackson buried.

True to my word, I told you I would let you know when Michael Jackson was finally buried and he finally was. It’s been one of those things that’s been “supposed” to have happened about 8 times already and tons of rumors swirling about but it’s been confirmed this time:

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It’s about time. Michael Jackson set to be buried. again.

Michael Jackson is finally set to be buried. I don’t know what you do with a body for like 3 months to keep it “fresh” or whatever. But I do know that if I kick the bucket, I’d want you to MAYBE wait a week. Get me in the ground quick. The plan is to [...]

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