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Bang Jude Law and get paid!

It must feel good to have a vagina… because you know that if you ever run into hard financial times all you have to do is flaunt it around like some bait, try to bag a celebrity and then either extort him for money by getting pregnant. If you fail at that, all you need [...]

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Chris Brown publicly asked Rihanna for another chance

Hrmmm does Chris Brown want another chance to use Rihanna’s face as a unwilling sparring partner? Does he want another chance to bite, scratch and pull the hair of a screaming victim? Sounds like it. It’s not like he had one “moment of indescretion” this isn’t the first time crap like this happened between them [...]

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Paula Abdul out, Ellen Degeneres in

Why American Idol is so popular is beyond me, but it is and I guess there’s no changing at least for the next 5 minutes… thats how long shows like this seem to retain popularity. With the exception of Friends, Seinfeld and Cheers… oh and that damn lame ass show my mom used to watch, [...]

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Rihanna and Chris Brown are planning a romantic holiday together

Does this chick Rihanna have a brain? I used to feel sorry for her but I don’t anymore. There comes a point when you keep coming back for more and it’s your fault. There’s a saying… fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
It surfaced during the trial that this was [...]

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Evan Rachel Wood dating “True Blood” co-star Alexander Skarsgard

Evan Rachel Wood seems to get around like a doorknob… everyone’s getting a turn. Right now, it’s Alexander Skarsgard’s turn. She’s been Marilyn Manson, Mickey Rourke and Edward Norton. If that’s not a guaranteed case of the herps, then I don’t know what is.
Why these guys go after meat that’s been obviously tainted is beyond [...]

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Is Shawne Merriman going to have to choke a bi%^&?

Tila Tequila is a little gremlin looking girl but she’s apparently popular on the interwebs or something. I can only imagine what type of person out there actually finds this troll attractive and interesting enough to watch a show about her… but apparently Shawne Merriman is one of them. Or perhaps not, because apparently he [...]

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Nicole Richie in the hospital

The 27-year-old star, who is expecting her second child with partner Joel Madden, reportedly checked into a Los Angeles medical centre at the end of last week.
Gossip website X17 reports: “The day after DJ AM’s memorial, rumours began to fly that Nicole Richie – Adam Goldstein’s former fiancee – was admitted to a local Los [...]

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It finally happened for real. Michael Jackson buried.

True to my word, I told you I would let you know when Michael Jackson was finally buried and he finally was. It’s been one of those things that’s been “supposed” to have happened about 8 times already and tons of rumors swirling about but it’s been confirmed this time:

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It’s about time. Michael Jackson set to be buried. again.

Michael Jackson is finally set to be buried. I don’t know what you do with a body for like 3 months to keep it “fresh” or whatever. But I do know that if I kick the bucket, I’d want you to MAYBE wait a week. Get me in the ground quick. The plan is to [...]

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Poor Keanu, where do some women get off mang?

Oh man, I just stumbled onto this piece of news and I couldn’t help laughing my ass off… then getting pissed off. Where do some women get off? This chick is claiming that Keanu Reeves fathered a child of hers some 20 years ago. She’s asking for $150k/month in child support (the kids like 20, [...]

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