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Brittany Murphy has passed away…

The ‘8 Mile’ actress reportedly suffered a cardiac arrest at her Los Angeles home this morning (20.12.09) but emergency services were unable to revive her, reports gossip website TMZ.
The 32year-old actress – who was married to screenwriter Simon Monjack – was taken to the city’s Cedars-Sinai Medical Center but was pronounced dead on arrival.
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Jon Gosselin is a moron

It’s no secret that I’m a huge hater of the Jon and Kate plus 8, and the Octomom crap. Sounds like a ploy to capitalize on your children for money to me, but despite my objections the show was popular. Was. No longer… between Kate (who’s mean as hell) and Jon (who’s got to be [...]

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Keanu didn’t sire the offspring

We don’t really post news articles about Keanu Reeves very often. Is that a clue as to his irrelevance? His boring-ness? Well, as sad as it is and whatever the reason, the last news article we brought to you about him was a news story back in September. A crazy canadian woman claimed he was [...]

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Kanye West wants you to feel sorry for him

Kanye West is trying a trick from my old playbook. Guilt Reversal. What is it? Well, lets see.. Kanye West has pulled some really boneheaded moves in his time and its clear as day that he’s a pompous ass. It’s finally caught up with him and his stupid antics have alienated a lot of his [...]

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Damn you Russell Brand — he’s hitting Katy Perry now.

It’s no secret I have an infatuation with Katy Perry. Not because of her musical skill, I think she’s a terrible artist. And, her face is pretty banged up too… her eyes are weird and she seems to stare in 2 different directions at once. But, she’s… ahem… well endowed in the breasteses area.
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Is Rose McGowan back on the market again?

As hot as Rose McGowan is, I think I would have a hard time following Marilyn Manson. There are certain guys who’s sloppy seconds you just don’t want and I think that would be one of them. Tommy Lee, Russel Brand, John Mayer, the players club so to speak. Anyway, she appears to have broken [...]

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More details emerge from Travolta trial

John Travolta claims a paramedic threatened to blame him for his son’s death unless he handed over £18 million.
The 55-year-old actor told a court in Nassau, in the Bahamas, yesterday (30.09.09) that paramedic Tarino Lightbourne said he would accuse John of killing 16-year-old Jett unless he was paid the huge sum.
Travolta claims Lightbourne threatened to [...]

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Edward Furlong on suicide watch

Another child actor on suicide watch? For drugs and alcohol? No way. Who would have believed it, thats so rare!
Edward Furlong is in the process of divorce and now his wife has been granted a temporary restraining order against him because he’s on drugs and is violent towards her. That’s sad. On a positive note, [...]

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Tori Spelling hospitalized with severe stomach pains

Normally this would not be news-worthy, but I find it sweetly ironic that Tori spelling now suffers from the same affliction she used to induce in me when I would watch Beverly Hills 90210. Stomach pains followed shortly by nausea, followed shortly by vomiting.
See, life really does come full circle! More details below.

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DJ AM’s death officially ruled as: “Accidental”

Unlike Michael Jackson, no one seems to be on a witch hunt and there aren’t a million conspiracy theories floating around about DJ AM’s death. It’s plain and simple accidental drug overdose. You can claim he committed suicide, but who knows, guy was on so much shit there’s no way to tell.
DJ AM’s death has [...]

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