Archive: November, 2011

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Demi files for Divorce.

After having what is described as “an open marriage” become public last year and more recently, Demi Moore has filed for divorce from Ashton Kutcher ending the couples 6 year marriage. Reports are stating that the couple had an ongoing agreement to see and hook up with other people. Ashton has been publicly outed multiple [...]

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Taylor Swift wins the Cuntry Music ASSociation Awards.

Last night marked the second time in as many years that Taylor Swift received the most coveted CMA Award. The 21-year-old singer songwriter looked shocked when the presenters called her name, as did the 35 people watching the Awards on TV.  Winning her second Entertainer of the Year is a great accomplishment, now Swift is [...]

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Michael Jackson dies from overdose… no wait he was murdered!

Dr. Conrad Murray was found guilty of involuntary manslaughter from the death of Michael Jackson, dating almost two and half years ago on June 25, 2009. The story goes kinda like this “Hee-Hee! C’mon! Give me a shit ton of medication! Eh-Hee-Hee-Hee”! “Okay, will you pay me”? Replies Conrad. “Choo Know it”! Says Jackson… Nearly [...]

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The Bieber Baby! Is Justin Bieber going to be a dad?

Whenever he’s not driving in his “Batillac” or singing terrible music in sold old stadiums, Bieber be bangin! Mariah Yeater a 20 year old native of California, has filed a paternity lawsuit against the young Pop-Star.
Star Magazine has learned that Bieber allegedly took the then 19 year old Yeater in a private bathroom and “Fucked [...]

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Kim Kardashian files for divorce.

In a huge shocker that no one saw coming, Kim Kardashian has filed for divorce! And on the anniversary of their 1st encounter… Kardashian and Humphries were married for a whopping 72 days. I’ve had diarrhea shits that have lasted longer than that. But to be fare this still is 71 days longer than any [...]


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