Ray Romano, the 51-year-old star of TNT’s “Men Of A Certain Age” sounds off on the five toughest things about getting older.
“For example food has time limits now, like no grilled onions after 6:45 p.m. You’ll pay for it later, or your wife will.”
“Sex is different. It’s much more infrequent. Not only do I need to stretch before it, but sometimes during it, I need to take a knee.”
“You have to adjust your sports regiment. I used to play softball. Now I play golf, which is kind of safe, it’s as physical as I can get.”
“I transferred from surfing to boogie boarding. Any sport where you can lay down and pee at the same time is the one you sign up for.”
“The exam. Enough said. You actually can give someone a Hallmark card , like, “You’re 50. Bend Over.”
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