Word on the streets is that Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley are heading for divorce. I’m actually kind of happy, they deserve it. Why, you ask? Well, any lame ass parent who would name their children with retardededly spelled names deserves a life of misery. Avril Lavigne? Try spelling that 10 times, or once. Deryck? WTF? Who spells Derek Deryck. You are being gay just for the sake of being gay when you spell your son’s name that way.
Stage names you say? Even worse if you picked them shits!
Trouble has been brewing since early this year for Lavigne and Deryck Whibley, who haven’t been photographed together since last December … sources close to the couple, who have been married since 2006, say they’re headed for Splitsville.
That seemed apparent when the Canadian songstress was out and about in Southampton last weekend – sans hubby and looking anything but married.
A spy at celebrity eatery Georgica indeed saw Lavigne getting away – but hardly spending any time alone. Instead, says the onlooker, she was partying hard and hanging with a number of male admirers.
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