That’s what his family is claiming.. but I believe that’s just to stem the embarrassment of being found dead with an electrical chord tried around your neck and genitalia in a country that’s widely known for it’s prostitution system (with underage girls). Very sad.

I don’t mean to hate on Britney Spears. Oh wait, yes I do. Hell no. She does not deserve to meet the Queen or be associated with the Royal Family in anyway. What a disgrace. There are about a gazillion people out there much more worthy to rub shoulders with em and she’ll just poorly [...]

George Clooney seems to have a thing for Cocktail Waitresses… he dated one for a year a while ago and now he’s been dating a new one for a couple of months. The amazing thing is, after only a couple of months together they are already moving in together. I’ve learned over the years that [...]

I admit it. It was me. It wasn’t a piece of salt damn you Megan, it was a pinto bean skin. You know how they stick in your teeth in the weirdest places, gah… Lunch ran late, I didn’t have time to brush and floss. These things happen Megan.. don’t hate me just cuz I [...]

I never watched the show but I’m sad to see it go… not really because it was a good show or I really even care, but because it’s a bad sign that Patrick Swayze is not doing so good. He seems to be one of the cooler stars and his previous work was pretty sweet. [...]

In order to forget something, you have to remember how to do it in the first place. You must be proficient at the task. I think it’s up for debate whether Jennifer Lopez was ever considered an actress anyway. Didn’t she start out singing or something. Or was it vice versa? Either way, any task [...]

The mom hopes so at least. She rambles on and on about it all the time. Personally I think waiting until you are married is a recipe for disaster. First of all, Marriage is a sacred thing that shouldn’t be rushed. Sex should be something you need to experience and have a bit of practice [...]

Apparently David Carradine was in Bangkok to film a movie. I was happy when I found this out since I believe the 2nd leading thing to do in bangkok is prostitituionism. (yes, I just made that word up). It appears to be a suicide, no one knows the reason at this time. Sad day however, [...]

Readers of this blog know that I hate Kanye. I now also hate Pink. That’s a lot of hate… but I’m just giving her a taste of her own medicine. Last time I checked, all 3 of us lived in America. We enjoy our freedoms and fight strongly for them. I find it amazingly ironic [...]

If you believe that, then you might also believe that I really don’t live in my moms basement. And that I’m not really a virgin. And that my face really isn’t covered in pimples. Sure sure, you can pass it off in your mind that it’s not “casual” if you have some type of “connection”. [...]