I wonder why? Dude is a complete moron who’s pretty much bungled every step of his entire ordeal after beating the crap out of Rihanna. I don’t feel sorry for him in the slightest. It reminds me of a scene from the movie “Bladerunner’. That’s what it is to live in fear! The authorities believe [...]

Apparently her pop approves of her dating Jason Trawick. And, I’m going to guess, but here’s why. Britney doing well is in both his, and Jason Trawick’s financial interest. He is after all, her agent. The more money she makes the more money he makes, the more money the dad gets to control. It’s a [...]

Not of his character, or the movie, or anything like that. I’m terrified of Mickey himself. Literally. Take a look at this picture and tell me with a straight face that you didn’t just nearly poop your pants. It looks like he bathes every night in formaldehyde. Then, covers his face with a “skin-suit” like [...]

OK OK, It’s mine. Just kidding…. but seriously. Please don’t tell Hank… I’m sure he’ll throw a tantrum. But for those of you who still don’t believe me, Kendra Wilkinson is really pregnant and although there is a slim chance it could be mine, it is generally believed to belong to Hank Basket, her fiancé. [...]

You ladies can go after Lucky Leo. I’ll take Bar. Actually, I’m not all that attracted to her. Sure, she’s a super model who graces the pages of Sports Illustrated and other famous mags. But I’ve had better. When I’m not in my mothers basement, I actually have a Gulfstream G550 that I jet-set around [...]

Too much information has surfaced about David Carradine and his past sexual antics and infatuation with being tied up to think that his death was anything more then a mix-up while trying to get his rocks off in some weird way. Let me present the evidence to you and you can decide for yourself. Exhibit [...]

It’s time again for the El Chorizo “pseudo” vegas odds on the lasting of Lindsay Lohan vs. Samantha Ronson engagement. How long will it last you say? I give it less then 6 months… and you know me, when it comes to making my bets I’m rarely wrong! Normally I would go on and on [...]

If you don’t succeed at first, try try again. That’s what my parents and school teachers always told me and apparently Madonna is a believer of that too. That, or she just has enough clout and star-power (and money) to throw around that she realizes she can wear down her opposition anytime she wants. I’m [...]

Brett Michaels and his band performed a song at the 2009 Tony’s and a stage accident seems to almost have cost him his life. He was jaunting happily towards the back of the stage after the performance when another set piece was being hoisted down and it looks from the video like it almost decapitates [...]

Security on a plane is about as tight as security around the president or the queen. You have to be one dumb (or one seriously addidcted) bloke to risk smuggling drugs on a plane, and then… injecting yourself with them during the flight. I’ve never been that addicted to anything (except maybe Chick-Fil-A) to smuggle [...]