I don’t think Robert Brand’s hoes are at this level, so Robert Pattinson must be doing something right. Dude has the stable so full that he can’t even breathe when he’s out in public. So, Robert was swarmed by a huge pack of rabid wolvesfemales. He attempted to flea and ran across the street where [...]

Seriously. It’s right in there… I’m afraid to even look. I advise that she be encased in a 16′x16′ cement cube to be forgotten forever. She may be the anti-christ as well. This skag is about as mean and rtarded as they come. Let me run down the brief list for you. She’s getting divorced [...]

And that’s not the worst of it. He claims she will bring “untold human suffering” to St. Lucia. That’s like comparing her to some super-villian who will destroy his town or city or village or whatever the hell that St. Lucia place is. I can’t say as I blame him, she is pretty nasty looking. [...]

This is the first time I’ve found Lindsay Lohan useful for something. She confirmed via her Twitter account that Justin Timberlake was cheating on Jessica Biel last night at a club in NY. First, some random peeps at the club took pics of them… they were unable to capture the actual moment of face-sucking however. [...]

So as we’ve seen already, Megan Fox is hot. I’m also a huge fan of Dita Von Teese. I’m not sure which one I would kick out of bed first if I _had_ too. Can I have a choice of getting rid of one of my arms instead? OK, cool, left arm is expendable. Anyway, [...]

It’s probably not as big a deal as me inviting you to fly down and stay with me for the weekend. That would cost like, 1/10th of my yearly salary…. for Robert Pattinson it’s probably about the financial equivalent of needing toilet paper from the store. However, it is very telling that he’s so enamored [...]

Jeez these skags just can’t make up their minds. Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson split up again. This is becoming borderline ridiculous. I let you know my thoughts on how long the relationship would last this time… I gave it less then 6 months on June 9th. As we can see, it didn’t even last [...]

Yah, it’s probably fake. At least, thats what her rep is claiming. However, that would be the default answer in this situation. Deny, deny, deny… she is only 16 after all. Get your damn head out of the gutter. Course, she sort of fuels this herself when she releases bikini photos and sexy pose photos [...]

So I hadn’t really heard that Jessica Alba was in a bit of trouble for putting up shark posters. Vandalism was the case that they gave me. But, if you happen to be famous and super hot with relative newborn babes, you can get away with that… all you have to do is apologize to [...]

I’m not sure I would call $250k (pounds) of jewelry petty theft, but it sounds better, no? Anyway, I’m going to bet that Lindsay Lohan is actually guilty of this and she’ll play it off by returning the jewelry before too long and feigning accident. “Oh, I was going through my make-up bag and found [...]