We weren’t sure the reasoning behind the Paris Hilton vs. Doug Reinholdtectendferl3434 whatever the hell his name is. Now we know… apparently he was having a guys night out and Paris decided to stop by unannounced (stalker). So she saw him talking to a scantily clad blonde female (which happens to pretty much be the ONLY type of females at night clubs) and got jealous (stalker). She proceeded to throw limes at the blonde and push her up against the wall (stalker). She then went ape-crap on Doug and scratched and kicked him and grabbed him by the throat while screaming (stalker). Little Dougy tried to calm her down and shortly there-after, the breakup. Doug, I feel ya brother.
So, after that ordeal, both morons started the PR spin machine… but I think Doug got one up on Paris. Let me tell you what was said. First, Paris’ camp issued this statement: Paris’ spokesman has denied she was involved in a bar fight, claiming the relationship ended when Paris realized Doug was a “publicity hound” who was only dating her to get famous.
Doug issued this statement: “Doug refuses to take part of this ridiculous media circus. He wishes Paris and all of her future boyfriends the best of luck.”
If you read between the lines, Doug said the following: “Doug knows that Paris is going to have about a jizzILLION more boyfriends within the next 3 months, so he’s not really sweating it too much. Have fun with my sloppy seconds mates!”
Nuff said.
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Well it seems that Paris Hilton doesn’t much substance to offer any smart guy other than money and fame. And that wears thin after a while if there is no real affection to that other person you wake up next to in the morning. Good luck to Doug Reinhardt. And much more luck to Paris Hilton.
Do we even know if she really has money? She no longer has any inheritance.. so she gets appearance fee’s but she also lives a lavish lifestyle. I wouldn’t be surprised if she lives paycheck to paycheck.