The balls on this chick… how can you attempt to hide something like this? This girl is just down right nuts in the head, and apparently has been for a long time. She danced with the name “Angelina” — and we know she is infatuated with Angelina Jolie. She wants to look like her, she [...]

She sure does to me. Does anyone even care about Tila Tequila anymore? She flaunts around like she’s some hot piece of A and she certainly isn’t. Nor am I fooled by her apparent ruse to trick the world into believing that she’s bisexual when we all know that she clearly isn’t. She flaunted her [...]

Robert Pattinson denies it wholeheartedly. In fact, he goes so far as to call it “Ridiculous”. A mighty big word, I had to look it up to spell it correctly so you know damn well I’m going to use it. He has some choice quotes, but most telling is that he’s afraid of “wrecking someone’s [...]

I think Rihanna _had_ a legitimate beef for people to feel sorry for her… that is until she refused to testify and then apparently took Chris Brown back… just before breaking up with him. What’s Katy Perry’s excuse? She doesn’t need one. I would attack her jugg-ulars in a heartbeat. Sooooo they decided to get [...]

I’m pretty sure that Hannah Montana is a kids show produced by Disney. Don’t hate if I’m wrong, I’m too lazy to fact check. I’m also pretty sure that the movie is primarily watched by young kids and young teens and that Miley Cyrus is also underage. The thing that confuses me is that some [...]

I’m pretty sure that if I were a movie star I’d have no problem scoring chicks… but it never hurts to have a good wingman. It’s doubly awesome if your wingman is your son. Son… you set em up, I’ll knock em down. At least, that’s the goal… now, I wouldn’t want him pointing out [...]

I’m not sure when this happened, but I’m heartbroken. I’ve been waiting for the phone to ring and Jennifer my Love to be on the other end of the phone very patiently for the past 15 minutes. Now I find out that she’s cheating on me with Jamie Kennedy. Of all the people, that low [...]

The life of Rihanna vs. Chris Brown is quite amazing.. rumors swirling around, never knowing what to believe. We reported yesterday that Rihanna was caught on a date with Andrew Bynum of the Los Angeles Lakers. Apparently, they are just close friends… or possibly he might be trying to work on a 2nd career as [...]

I’ve been wondering how long this guy can skate buy on his amazing good looks and his beautiful golden locks. Okay, translate. This dude is a nasty beast with the worst Nebraska neck warmer I’ve ever seen. But he’s kinda huge and I wouldn’t piss him off… I may run up to him and slap [...]

Yes, I know that’s not a word. But you knew what the hell I was talking about didn’t you? Now, about the board feed… this is from the Today’s Show and it shows a much less then flattering Beyonce. In fact, less then flattering ain’t even the right words. How can I say, terrible? No… [...]