This dude pisses me off. He’s rich as hell, has his own island and every other cool thing you can think of. He even has cool crap I’ve never thought of. I remember when I was a kid, I thought it would be cool to have a highly trained monkey hanging on my shoulder and my back all the time… I would teach him to do tricks.. and maybe throw feces at people I didn’t like. They’d get mad and I’d just blame it on the monkey. To prove how much better he is then you, Richard Branson has a trained, perfect 10 gorgeous model to hang on his back. He took my monkey idea and totally trumped it and did something I couldn’t even imagine. How’s that for kicking me when I’m down?
These NSFW pictures perfectly illustrate what I just said above. What a prick this guy is… and I’m jealous as hell. BTW, NSFW means NOT SAFE FOR WORK… so don’t say I didn’t warn you! Full gallery after the link.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/21/richard-branson-and-a-nak_n_189643.html
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