So, I was reading this Article about Jenna Jameson and her kids and all that jazz. I really could care less, but a particular sentence caught my eye:
“I was blessed with a very easy labor, it lasted about 2 hours. When it came to pushing them out, I truly believe the 500 sit ups a day paid off. I was able to push my 5 pound Jesse out in 5 pushes. Journey who was 4lb 11oz was out in 3 pushes.”
I’m no Doctor, nor am I a vaginal expert, but I don’t think it was the 500 sit ups making it easier. I think it probably had more to do with the thousands of c0cks and other miscellaneous items that she’s had up in her vajj. I remember I took a dump one time that weighed at least 8 pounds, I kid you not. I didn’t go running to the press about how awesome I was. I simply took a picture of that bad boy and uploaded it to ratemypoo.com like any other self respecting human would do.
Full article here: http://okmagazine.com/news/view/13322
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Haha sit ups…sit ups on c0cks maybe!