Much Ado about nothing. I didn’t think it was going to be too serious and it wasn’t. LiLo got off with less then a wrist-slap. Apparently it was just some error and it’s all been corrected. Here’s what the Judge had to say:

Britney Spears has been on a good run lately. Things seem to be going her way and she seems to be on the right path. I’m happy for her. To see someone at the top, then at the very bottom and still have the courage to try and work their way back up to the [...]

Maybe Chris Brown had it right.. someone needs to smack some sense into this woman. Rihanna apparently plans to pleade the 5th and will not testify against Chris Brown. I can just see Rihanna in Court like Dave Chapelle as ‘Tron’ the crack dealer: “There are so many amendments in the constitution of the united [...]

Man oh man did Li-Lo have a busy day on Friday. First, there was an arrest warrant issued for Lindsey based on her 2007 DUI. Apparently it’s all a misunderstanding or so her lawyer says. After going to dinner with friends, they stopped by Jack Nicholson’s house… rang the hell out of his buzzer and [...]

I’m not talking about her music. I’m talking about her front cleavage. I gotta admit, as a guy I’m jealous of women. You have amazing tools to work with, and you have the best of both worlds. You use them to entice us, entrace us, and get your way just because of them. However, if [...]

It has been confirmed that Scarlett Johansson will join the cast of Iron Man 2. The all-star cast of this movie would be perfect if only Mickey ‘plastic-face’ Rourke wasn’t in it. I can only hope that he plays a bit part and gets killed off in the opening credits. Scarlett will play Black Widow [...]

Live like Lindsay Lohan and it will only cost you 1.25 million dollars! Her beautiful Manhattan apartment is on the market and boy would I love to own it!  Not really because she lived there or Ronson was there (yuck) but it’s a great apartment! Checkout the views of the city skyline in the photos [...]

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer called it quits. Again. Who didn’t see this coming? I could list a myriad of reasons… but the truth is that Jennifer Aniston has a huge crush on me. She, like every other woman out there, find my charms to be irresistable. I mean, who wouldn’t want to live with [...]

What the hell else is there to do while listening to Joaquin Phoenix attempt to rap? You have to heckle. I imagine watching him rap is like watching a severely overweight female in spandex attempt to break dance. It’s a disgusting but hilarious activity… like seeing an accident. You don’t want to look but you [...]

For those Bristol Palin fans out there, she’s single. She’s 18. She has a kid, so you know she puts out. The breakup happened a couple of weeks ago, but since they are in ass backwards Alaska the news didn’t trickle out until just now. I hear they are hoping to get the interweb and [...]