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Jenna Jameson & Tito Ortiz have twin boys!

Jenna Jameson & Tito Ortiz have twin boys!

jenna jameson twins Jenna Jameson & Tito Ortiz have twin boys!

No, not together. Jenna did all the work after Tito knocked her up. Come on, keep up with me, you know how this works. First the man kisses the woman and that impregnates her. Then the woman relaxes for 9 months and that’s when the Stork starts building the baby. Then the stork delivers the baby to the loving family. At least that’s what my mom told me when she taught me about the birds and the bees. When I meet a girl and kiss her for the first time I’ll let you know how it works out.

The twins are healthy and they still have no plans to get married.

I’m truly amazed that Jenna had healthy children… she weighs 56 lbs. (or thereabouts) and if she had as many penises sticking out of her as she’s had stuck in her she’d look like a porcupine. Either way, gratz dudes!

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03.17.09

It is very hard for me to imagive JJ as a mom…esspecially to twins. Hope she doesn’t them watch her home videos instead of baby einstien. Anyway, congrats!

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