Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer called it quits. Again. Who didn’t see this coming? I could list a myriad of reasons… but the truth is that Jennifer Aniston has a huge crush on me. She, like every other woman out there, find my charms to be irresistable. I mean, who wouldn’t want to live with a guy who has it made like me? My mom does my laundry, cooks for me and I have this whole basement to myself. We can play scrabble all day, and the only chores we need to do is take out the garbage once in a while and what not. John Mayer ain’t got jack over me. Anyway, more details about the break up after the jump:
“They had some disagreements and decided to not continue to see each other,” says one source. “Jen is moving on with her life like she always does. She seems happy.”
A second source says Mayer broke up with Aniston after she returned from Europe.
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LOL! Great post
NOBODY IN THE WORLD CARES. CAN’T SOMEONE TELL THESE 2 BLOWHARDS TO JOIN SOME MILITARY IN AFGHANISTAN????