For those Bristol Palin fans out there, she’s single. She’s 18. She has a kid, so you know she puts out. The breakup happened a couple of weeks ago, but since they are in ass backwards Alaska the news didn’t trickle out until just now. I hear they are hoping to get the interweb and telephones installed sometime in 2011 though so perhaps news will spread faster in the future. If you would like to contact her, I hear the best method if via stone tablets chiseled by hand, and air delivered by a gaggle of unladen european swallows.
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OMG are you advocating picking up a newly single mother who is barely 18…because she puts out?
I would so fuck Bristol Palin