Lily Allen should be the next wonder of the world. Let me count the reasons why. 1.) She’s bisexual. 2.) She takes it in the bum. 3.) She has 3 nipples. 4.) She speaks her mind and doesn’t hold anything back. 5.) She has done a couple of cool songs. 6.) She has pink hair sometimes. That’s beyond a trifecta — which is all I can even hope for in my future x-wife. It is even beyond the superfecta. I don’t believe they even have a word for it, that’s how bad ass she is.
Here’s what Lilly had to say about her bisexual excursion (courtesy Gay Times): “I did once snog these identical twins in San Diego,” she said. “I was on the sofa and I had them both, I was dancing and shoving my arse on one of them and one on my front bottom. That’s the only time, but I do have wet dreams – lesbian dreams – quite a lot“
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Lily, if your reading this…. call me!
who cares about all those things? most celebrities are bisexual, have had pink hair at some point, most sexually active humans take it in the “bum”, and who cares if she has three nipples- its not like she has three breast. I think its a good thing when someone speaks their mind cuz at least they aren’t ashamed of who they are. And last but not least, if you actually listen to her CD’s threw out- all of her songs are pretty good! They are the perfect songs to cheer you up when you have had a bad breakup, they’re humorous, realistic, fun, they have good lyrics, nice melodies, pretty decent voice. She’s spunky and her own self- which is alot more than I can for more modern artist.
So tell me, is there really anything all that wrong about Lily Allen