Lily Allen should be the next wonder of the world. Let me count the reasons why. 1.) She’s bisexual. 2.) She takes it in the bum. 3.) She has 3 nipples. 4.) She speaks her mind and doesn’t hold anything back. 5.) She has done a couple of cool songs. 6.) She has pink hair sometimes. That’s beyond a trifecta — which is all I can even hope for in my future x-wife. It is even beyond the superfecta. I don’t believe they even have a word for it, that’s how bad ass she is.
Here’s what Lilly had to say about her bisexual excursion (courtesy Gay Times): “I did once snog these identical twins in San Diego,” she said. “I was on the sofa and I had them both, I was dancing and shoving my arse on one of them and one on my front bottom. That’s the only time, but I do have wet dreams – lesbian dreams – quite a lot“
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Lily, if your reading this…. call me!