Verne Troyer, I’m so jealous.

On 01.15.09, In News, by El Chorizo.

Normally I don’t like to kick a person when they are down. In this case however, I have no problem posting these pictures of Verne Troyer appearing on “Big Brother” and dressed as a bear. They make me laugh. Why do I feel justified in posting these pictures and making fun of Verne’s handicap? Because somehow he has turned his damn lemons into lemonade and he’s banging hotter poon then you or I ever will. Those women should be unattainable to him just as much as they are me. Screw him.

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