Dina Lohan gets OWNED

On 10.06.08, In News, by Taylor.

Dina Lohan is determined to win back her title of Most Unintentionally Hilarious Mother of the Year from Lynne Spears. She made a public ass out of herself this weekend and successfully shot her daughter’s career in the foot, and made it limp home.

Last week, a “source” (re: Dina) “revealed” (re: paid to run the story) that famed music manager Johnny Wright, who has guided the careers of Justin Timberlake, Janet Jackson and the Jonas Brothers, was interested in taking on Ali Lohan as a client. Dina claimed she was approached by people from his company and would take a meeting with him.

Oh haha! You may be thinking. How could this get any funnier? I mean, it’s already a transparent attempt to gain publicity and look more important than you are.

Well! Johnny Wright went to the media today, to not only deny the reports, but to insult the Lohan’s publicly. His company released a statement saying:

“Johnny Wright would like to set the record straight regarding his involvement with Ali Lohan. Johnny Wright has never met with Ali Lohan, has never been introduced to Ali Lohan, nor has he had a meeting with Ali or Dina Lohan regarding Ali’s music career. While he wishes Ali Lohan the best in all her endeavors, Mr. Wright has never had any intention of speaking with Ali Lohan regarding her career. Any story that has surfaced about such a meeting holds no merit and is completely false. Wright Entertainment Group has never had any interest or intention of adding Ali Lohan as an artist on the company’s roster, which currently includes Justin Timberlake, Jonas Brothers, Janet Jackson and Ciara amongst others.

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The guy pretty much said “You suck, I manage actual talent….except for Ciara, who also kinda sucks”

Since we all know how much Dina loves to read the tabloids to “protect” her daughters (Hi Dina! Long time to chat! How’s the family? Oh right… batsh*t) I’m interested for her response. Because we all know it’s coming. Because Dina Lohan can let a tabloid insult go the way Lynne Spears can have mentally ill children and not exploit them for financial gain.