Adnan Ghalib, after receiving a gigantic sum of money from Britney’s lawyers, had a  sudden change of heart. He is now saying “Sex tape? Who said there was a sex tape? Oh Me?! Naw…. you must be thinking of that other guy with the stupid liney-beard.”

He issued a denial to the Star yesterday saying that “I’ve never claimed there was one. I don’t know where those quotes I’m supposed to have said have come from. What I do know is they certainly didn’t come from me and they are completely false. There is no sex tape, that is the end of the matter.”

Britain’s The Sun reported that Adnan was close to a deal and was about to sell the tape, but Britney’s lawyers dropped off a dumpster filled with money in his driveway. The lawyers were told to do “whatever it takes” to keep the tape from hitting the internet.

So, for those of you who were interested in stupid liney-beard frappachino pink wigged sex, you’re out of luck.

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