Britney’s former boyfriend Adnan “McLiney Beard” Ghalib claims he has a sex tape of the pop star, shot while they were on vacation in Mexico. This was when Britney was still insane, so there is doubt she even knew she had a boyfriend. Or wasn’t a cat.

Now that no one cares about him, but still care about her, he has decided to cash in his crazy chips and shop around a sex tape they made together. He told the British magazine Heat that yes ““there is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries. Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further.” The magazine went on to say that “an unconfirmed source claims the two-hour X-rated footage features Britney naked wearing just a pink wig and was allegedly shot while on holiday in Mexico.”

Adnan “McStupid-FacialHair-like-seriously-who-thinks-that’s-cool?-I-mean,-he-looks-in-the-mirror-every-morning-and-goes-‘Man!-This-looks-awesome!!-For REALS!” Ghalib, being the standup guy he is said “I am not interesed in selling out any other details about Britney.”

Awww! What a sweet heart! All he did was take advantage of an emotionally unstable, bipolar girl who was probably off her rocker on drugs, took her to Mexico, and convinced her that the video would be for their eyes only. Really, why does this man not have a humanitarian award yet?

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