Making fun of people is no fun when they embrace it.

In what I can only assume is a comment meant specifically for me, Shia “The Beef” LaBoeuf told the media today that his name does mean The Beef. 

“In French, LaBeouf means ‘beef,’ but mine is spelled wrong. It should be ‘LaBoeuf.’ My grandmother was a beatnik lesbian in the ’50s, who hated her family and decided to change the spelling, and it’s been that way ever since. So you go to France and people are like, ‘LaBeouf? You have an illiterate last name.’ By the way, Shia is a bad four-letter word in French. So the literal translation of my name is ‘S*** the Beef.’ “

See? Now it’s not funny anymore! Now I have to go through the effort of finding something else to rip on. Like his hair…. Yes, that will do for now….

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