Chalize Theron, while doing press for her new movie, told an MTV reporter that she doesn’t understand why people like “The Hills”. The President of the World then announced that she will soon be awarded the “Greatest Human Ever” medal, beating out Winston Churchill, Julius Caeser and King Arthur.
Theron told the reporter “I watched a couple episodes. I was doing a world tour at the time, so I watched them in a couple languages. I realized that this f—ing show is huge. Now I’m going to ask you a question: Why?”
When the reported responded “why what?” Charlize said “Why is it so big? It’s about nothing! This is a free country. Freedom of speech! You can tell me right now to my face that “Reindeer Games” was a piece of sh–. That’s totally fine. But “The Hills” is about nothing.”
So to summarize: The Hills are less than crap. It is nothing.
Though this reporter is female and in a relationship, I would like to take this opportunity to publicly propose the Charlize. I already have my dress.
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