Clay Aiken is Gay
Everyone’s favourite loser, Clay Aiken has confirmed that he is gay. He also released the following facts: “Yes, I am gay”, “People need air to breathe”, “Pizza is yummy”, “Sand paper is rough”, “Grass is Green”, and “annoucing I’m gay is redundent.”
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People Magazine landed the “exclusive” as many other magazines turned him down, assuming they had run that story years ago. Though PEOPLE hasn’t officially confirmed anything, saying readers should check back tomorrow for all the gossip, and please visit the department of redundancy department.
Clay says that his “brave and emotional descision” is because he wants to raise his son not to “lie and hide things.”
Dont worry Clay, it doesn’t count as lying if nobody believes you.
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