Ugh…

To combat the constant pregnancy rumours, Eva Longoria Parker told the media “I’m not pregnant, I’m just fat.”

She stepped out last weekend in a form fitting black dress that seemed to display a bit of a “bump”. All eyes were on her stomached, and many declared that once and for all she’s with child. (What’s that make…5 kids this year?). Finally fed up at no one believing that she is not knocked up, she felt the need to call herself a  husky girl. Please see the attached photo to see what Eva Longoria Parker thinks is “fat”.

This is why I sob myself to sleep after I eat French Fries

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