Remember that “How to” book Lynn Spears was releasing?
She’s released it and… I don’t think I can think of anything funnier to say then what is actually written in it so, please read below for highlights
Britney was allowed to begin drinking at age 13, but because Lynn thinks kids need rules, she could only drink when Lynn was around.
Britney began experimenting with drugs at 15 and was caught at age 16 smuggling cocaine and marijuana on a private plane. Lynn would have punished her, but she was busy eating her lunch of a diamond sandwich on pearl bread.
She allowed Britney to have sex with her 18 year old boyfriend when she was 14, and then go along with the media hype that she was a virgin. She then let her have sex with Justin at 16 and helped her dupe him into thinking he was her first.
So…in attempting to make amends for parenting her daughters with all the skills of a lawn chair, she decided to publish a tell all book and further exploit their pain?
Oh yeah, this wasn’t about money at all. This book was DEFINATLY published out of love. The love of buying a new Faberge Egg.
On a nice note, here is a video of Britney practicing for what some claim is her VMA surprise. New song, old body, still paying mom 10 percent?
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