Lily “I had that one kinda of hit song last summer” Allen presented the GQ Men of the Year Awards in London last night with Dame Elton John.

Lily, attempting to give Amy Winehouse a run for her drug money, openly drank champagne onstage and got herself good and toasted. Seriously, mid awards she just pulls out the bottle and fills it up! Genius!

After acting like an idiot long enough, Elton snipped “What? Are you going to have another drink?”

Lily, summoning all her wit, zinged back at Elton with the line “F*** Off Elton!”

Write the down! What an original comeback!

She then added “I am 40 years younger than you and have my whole life ahead of me!”

Mrs. John replied “I could still snort you under the table.”

Click here for the video. If you don’t have an immediate urge to download Rocket Man, you have no heart.

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