
Time to focus our attention on Eva Longoria Parker’s Stomache.
This is the only time I pity celebs. I can safely go out after a big meal without strangers looking at my stomache and asking me if I’m pregnant. But I’m sure if I slept on a pile of money these things would roll right off my back.
Though she’s been pregnant a few times this year, this pregnancy looks like it might stick.
People have been watching Eva’s stomache closer than something you watch really closely, and she looks to be growing a bit of a bump. She has claimed her recent weight gain is for her character but this weight appears to be oddly localized. She was spotted at a club this weekend staying away from Sushi (HARK!) and sipping only non alcoholic beverages (OMG!). She was also –here’s the cincher – WEARING A BABY DOLL DRESS.
Her rep has yet to comment, but if my grade nine sex ed class taught me anything, (it didn’t) she is DEFINATLEY pregnant.
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