Incase you decided to come out from your rock today, and haven’t picked up a magazine in a while, David Duchovny has checked himself into rehab for “sex addiction”. Though there had been no real whispers to speak of, and David could have gone quietly, his rep released a statement declaring that the actor was seeking treatment. 

 Wouldn’t you lie? Isn’t these days a coke addiction much less scandalous then sex? Jus’ sayin…

Anywho, the newest rumours, as reported by FOX news, are that David’s sexual addiction is with…well…himself. His infatuation isn’t with a woman but with parts of his own body and a sexy friend he likes to call the Internet. A friend claims that “that this has something to do with an addiction to pornography, probably on the internet. It’s the sex equivalent of a gambling addiction, where the person is just hopelessly trapped in chat rooms”

So he didn’t cheat on his wife because he wasn’t having “sex” with a “real” “woman”.  

That hussy Internet!

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