Seriously, her continued refusal to be taken down should be studied in a clinic by the world’s top scientists.  I’m pretty sure that the mystery to curing cancer is hiding somewhere in her body.

Amy Winehouse apparently has brain damage from smoking her face off and getting bombed off pot, as well as generally assaulting her body with every known ingestible substance. Friends claim she went on a 36 hour Gaunge binge that has caused her brain to cease functioning properly. This news sent shockwaves through the entertainment world yesterday, and reporters went into a frenzy askinf “her brain functioned in the first place?”

A friend of Amy’s tells The Sun “Medics are worried Amy’s brain was damaged by the cannabis overdose – she displayed symptoms normally associated with schizophrenia. The future is bleak, bleak, bleak. She had smoked an inhuman amount of hash which resulted in acute cannabis poisoning. You have to take a s***load of pot to suffer that severe a reaction.”

Amy’s first overdose came back in 2007 when she ingested cocaine, heroin, ecstasy, crystal meth and her neighbour’s cat. She supposidly suffored from “Mulitiple personality traits”as a result. The most recent overdose came in July (remember when she was rushed to hospital and her father claimed she was poisoned? Nope! Just off getting’ toasted!) when she smoke all the pot.

When reached for comment, the Grim Reaper stated “I give up!”

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