Brooke Hogan is one heck of a role model for young men woman. She gives hope to all men women out there who aspire to do nothing with their lives and still get lots of money and column space (damn you!!).Today, she also gave hope to really really stupid people.
She told PopTarts that she [...]

Britney’s former boyfriend Adnan “McLiney Beard” Ghalib claims he has a sex tape of the pop star, shot while they were on vacation in Mexico. This was when Britney was still insane, so there is doubt she even knew she had a boyfriend. Or wasn’t a cat.
Now that no one cares about him, but still [...]

Actor, legend and philanthropist Paul Newman passed away this weekend after a long battle with cancer.
While watching a tribute, a clip from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid was played. My significant other said “Wow, Robert Redford and Paul Newman. Could that kind of pairing ever exist today? Who would be their modern equivlent?”
And the [...]

Everyone else is doing it, so why not Heather Locklear? After basking in irrelevance – and ironically rehab – for the past little while, Heather finds herself back in the news. She was arrested on suspicion on driving under the influence last night in California.
A witness called 911 after watching Locklear “back over a pair [...]

Making fun of people is no fun when they embrace it.
In what I can only assume is a comment meant specifically for me, Shia “The Beef” LaBoeuf told the media today that his name does mean The Beef. 
“In French, LaBeouf means ‘beef,’ but mine is spelled wrong. It should be ‘LaBoeuf.’ My grandmother [...]

Its been a long cold 6 or 7 months since she released her last single, and a dreary 18 months since her last album. The sun finally shone on us mere mortals today because Britney parted the clouds and released her new song!
Click here to have a listen
Now, this reporter is no music critic (…yet. [...]

Chalize Theron, while doing press for her new movie, told an MTV reporter that she doesn’t understand why people like “The Hills”.  The President of the World then announced that she will soon be awarded the “Greatest Human Ever” medal, beating out Winston Churchill, Julius Caeser and King Arthur.
Theron told the reporter “I watched [...]

Alas, she didn’t announce that she bought the baby from an eastern European country and just hid a pillow under her shirt. She is still claiming the pregnancy was “real”, explaining that it was swimming in a magical lake that made her with child. Oh, that will dispel rumours. “I wasn’t faking it! I’m just [...]

Everyone’s favourite loser, Clay Aiken has confirmed that he is gay. He also released the following facts: “Yes, I am gay”, “People need air to breathe”, “Pizza is yummy”, “Sand paper is rough”, “Grass is Green”, and “annoucing I’m gay is redundent.”
and so forth
People Magazine landed the “exclusive” as many other magazines turned him down, assuming they [...]

 
Rumours have been circulating for months that Will Smith is a scientologist, just like is BFF Tom Cruise. When asked outright in an interview, he responded with “No I am not”
There
Now that I have successfully tricked you into reading the article, Lynne Spears is a MORON.
She made her first television appearance in support of her [...]