If anyone ever wondered where Matthew got his insanity and taste for placenta from, look no further than Mama McConaughey.

Since today seems to be “Give Everyone a Book Contract” day, Kay McConaughey announced her memoir entitled “I Amaze Myself”. In the book, she describes how her husband dropped dead on her one morning. Yes, ON her. She tells US Weekly that “On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love, But one day, all of a sudden, it just happened. I knew that something was wrong, because I didn’t hear anything from him. Just nothing, But it was just the best way to go!”

Not too nutso right?

Please, read on

She says when she called to have his body taken out of the house, she insisted he be naked. She says “I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim…and his gift”

Who needs dignity in dead when you wife can show off your naked dead man parts?

I really really  wish I had just made that all up.

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