No one likes Katie Holmes

On 08.25.08, In News, by Taylor.

It turns out that Katie Holmes is not exactly a hot ticket.

Poor Tom, after using all his magical elf powers to land his bride a role on Broadway, he ran out of leprechaun juice (get it? Cuz he’s short?! Haha!) and can’t get anyone to actually care that his wife is on Broadway.

Looks like those annoying jeans that she’s been seen wearing around New York are causing a bigger stir than the reason she’s in New York in the first place. According to reports, tickets for “All My Sons” aren’t selling well. Star Magazine reports that it’s because, aside from having Tom Cruise always biting at her ankles, no one really knows who she is.

An “insider” tells the mag that “Katie is not ‘name’ like Julia Roberts” (who had a sold out run on Broadway a few years ago) They claim that “Katie hasn’t done anything Broadway patrons recognize her for.”

I think Broadway is limiting things a little too much. Let’s be honest, Katie hasn’t done anything anyone recognizes her for.